These are some questionnaire's I've found on the internet compiled into one long list. Unfortunately because they have been reposted so many times it is impossible for me to find the source. Feel free to copy and paste these questions to answer them yourself, though.
- what's your philosophy in life.
the short answer is to experience
the long answer is that, once you will get to a certain point in your life where you will feel so fucking insignificant in the grand scheme of things. you will die and no one will remember you even existed in due time, if you killed yourself rightn now, no one would even blame you. life is bleak as hell. so what now? just experience things, do what makes you happy. there is so much to experience and taste and feel and see on this earth that all we can really do is try to experience it and assign our own meaning to it.
- what's the one thing you would like to change about yourself.
i catch myself subconsiously judging people in my mind, even though i rationalize the thoughts and ultamitley get rid of them, i try to be as least unjudmental as i can
- do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert.
it depends on the day, but i would classify as mostly extroverted.
- which parent are you closer to and why.
probably my mother
- what was the best phase in your life.
2019 middle school, it was when i first started finding myself and the media i enjoyed. also it was just an awesome time in general. but it isnt the best phase, there is plenty more to come!
- is what you're doing now what you always wanted to do growing up.
i wanted to be a spaceman growing up, so no
- what makes you feel accomplished.
finally completing something after many hours of
- what's your favorite book or movie of all time and why did it speak to you so much.
my favorite book would have to be dantes inferno or blood meridian. im a sucker for symbolism and hidden meanings
- what is a relationship deal breaker for you.
emotional distance or reliance on sexual pleasure
- are you more into looks or brains.
brains, but emotional complexity comes first. i dont want to date anyone whos brain just cannot function on deep level.
- would you ever take back someone who cheated.
yeah, people change
- how do you feel about sharing your password with your partner.
hell no, not becuase im hiding anything though, just embarassing stuff in there.
- if you died tomorrow, what would you wish you had done.
tell people close to me how much i appreciated them
- what kind of parent do you think you will be.
the cool kind that sneaks you ice cream bars behind moms back
- what would you do if your parents didn't like your partner.
its not thier partner so they shouldnt get a say
- who is that one person you can talk to about just anything.
ive got a few, they include: maddox, john, jacob, sawyer, cash, sebas
- do you usually stay friends with your exes.
it depends on how the relationship ended, but mostly no, i would be open to connecting in the future when some time has passed
- have you ever lost someone close to you.
yeah, i had a girl i was with and i kinda screwed everything up. im over it now but it felt like she died right in front of me. it was brutal
- if you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up.
have someone around me to rationalize my thoughts
- what's an ideal weekend for you.
going to a hardcore show or just spending a nice dinner with people i care about. bonus points if we play videogames
- can you pinpoint the moment in your life where you were the happiest.
no
- do you judge a book by its cover.
i used to, but ive met so many people that just completly subvert my expecations i cannot.
- are you confrontational.
yeah, speak up for whats right, doesnt mean im an asshole about it though
- when was the last time you broke someone's heart.
me and my ex broke each others hearts at the same time, sometimes realtionship dynamics cause the bond between two people to grow so sour that shit like that just happens
- would you relocate for love.
why not
- did you ever write a journal.
yup! every night before bed
- what are you most thankful for.
my connections with others
- do you believe in second chances.
of course, and your stupid as fuck if you dont beleive in forgivness
- what's the one thing that people always misunderstand about you.
That I'm full of hatred and malace and I sit behind my screen twiddling my fingers together while muddering "yes yes going according to plan.." as I ruin another persons good day. Chances are I didn't mean to ignore you, I just forgot to get back to you
- what is your idea of a perfect vacation.
exoeriencing a culture that is so vastly different than mine
- what did your past relationship teach you.
appreciate the people around you
- why did you cry the last time you did so.
i was watching a video essay on junko, such a god damn sad situation. poor girl.
- is home for you a place or a feeling. describe that place or describe that feeling.
To be honest, a feeling. I don't really consider certain groups or places to "feel like home" I just get really uncomfortable when I'm away from my house for too long. Does that make it a place...?
- when have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush.
when im at a show and a band plays a riff that means shits about to get fucked
- what is the craziest thing you've ever done and would you do it again.
i dont want to say
- what's your biggest regret in life.
not taking advantage of my surroundings
- what do you think about when you're by yourself.
i hear a little videogame ost like persona 5 where im just chilling bymyself and enjoying it
- does your job make you happy.
actually.... yeah! at a coffee shop i always get to talk to familiar and new people and share conversation
- where is your favorite place in the entire world to go.
out to eat
- what's something you can't go a day without doing.
a cup of coffee, listening to a song, reading the news
- what's your biggest pet peeve.
people who try to assign rules to others
- do you have any recurring dreams or nightmares.
too often
- what accomplishment are you most proud of.
my youtube channel, and hearing everyone tell me hwo awesome it is
- what is your greatest fear.
wasp
- what are three things you value most about a person.
forgivness ans authenticity, i could give a fuck about anything else
- who are five people you are closest with.
i'm not going to pick favorites here. my best friends.. who are they? guess you'll never know, even if you are them.
- what is the greatest struggle you've overcome.
depression
- if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be.
sweden or japan
- what's the most exciting thing that's happened this past year.
im going to college!
- do you believe more in fate or that we are the creators of our own destinies because we are governed by free will.
This is a complex question and I have a complex answer but it's none of the two poles really. I don't think I'll explain it here since if I did, it would be too long. If you're curious, ask me. I'm always up for a philosophical discussion.
- what's one thing that bothers you most about the world today.
everyone is so goddamn negative all the time.
- how do you define art.
a true reflection of the self.
- if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be.
this... was already a question.
- if you could change one thing about the world what would it be.
kill every corrupt world leader that exploits people for there own personal gain and replace them with someone who genuinely wants everyone to benifit
- who was your favorite teacher and why.
in 12th grade i had an ela teacher who has such a profound and emotinoally complex perspective on life it reflected on to me. he liked the same music, comics, and books as i did and was honestly just an older, cooler, version of me.
- what sport did you fall in love with.
skateboarding... does that count?
- if you could have the option of eradicating pain from your life would you choose to do so. why or why not.
no if i cant feel anything i wouldnt be able to dunction... dumb question
- what was your longest relationship.
four years, but if you dont count elementary school as real dating, then around two to two and a half years
- what would your best friend say is your best quality.
most of them agree i will always be there for them
- if you could be given the date of your death would you want to know it.
nah dont tell me, i wanna live every day like i die tommorow
- if you could have any animal in the world as a pet, what would it be and why.
bunny!!!! my favorite !!!!
- if you could tell your former self one thing right now what would it be.
dont sell your nintendo switch
- what food could you not live without.
cheezburger
- dogs or cats.
cats all the way.
- what's closest you've ever come to being arrested.
drugs, breaking into shit im not supposed to be in, probably fighting.
- what was your best birthday.
me and my closest friends all got korean bbq with me and played videogames with me later, also that terreria themed bday party at the bowling alley when i was like 7 was dope
- what's one thing you wish you knew how to do.
reach my artwork to a wider audience
- where's one place you'd like to go that you haven't been.
sweden
- what was the last book you read and when.
fear and loathing in las vegas
- if you were given a chance to explore the oceans, go to outer space or visit different countries, which one would you choose and why.
without the risk of death, probably the ocean. i want to see what funky creatures live down there.
- what are some of your own personal goals in the next years.
make as many connections as i can
- if you could get away with anything, what would you do.
I had a stroke reading this question. Is this asking me "if I could get away with anything, what would I do?" ... It doesn't even matter because I don't know.
- out of the negative emotions of greed, anger, jealousy and hate, which one affects you the most.
um.. none? i don't let these affect me. even if i'm frustrated with a game or something i feel as if i'm physically unable to feel anger. kind of sucks though, since there are times where i feel as if you have to be angry at someone to do the right thing... like if someone treated you poorly. i usually just forgive them constantly. is that a good thing?
- has another's pain ever given you joy. be totally honest.
i saw donald trump get shot and felt immense joy, then sadness when i saw he was still alive
- if heaven is real and you died tomorrow, would you get in.
is this based off the christian rules.
- do you believe in fate.
when i'm having a really bad day, maybe
- if you had to pick one, what is the most important value you would teach your children. honesty, kindness or courage.
kindness 100%. i don't care if my kid is cowardly lying dumbass, as long as he's kind to others
- if you had the ability to erase something that you did in the past, what would it be.
no, my past experiences and mistakes shape me into who i am today.... maybe i would earse when i sold my nintendo switch though
- what song makes you unconditionally happy.
going out to eat with people i care about
- name the one worst quality you cannot tolerate in a partner.
someone who cannot leave me the fuck alone. our lives are not the relationship. i want your prescents and i want you to feel my love but at the same time we dont need to be talking and communicating every second of the day. i need personal time to myself
- what fictional character do you most relate to.
shinji from neon genisis evangelion
- if you got a free cheque for $, right this second, how would you use it.
pay for my college
- what is your biggest irrational fear.
holes
- how old are you.
you already know
- what is your birthday.
again ^
- what is your zodiac sign.
cancer
- what is your favorite color.
purple
- do you have any pets.
not any i own
- how tall are you.
i have scoliosis but at my fullest potential its 5'9
- what shoe size are you.
mens 10
- how many pairs of shoes do you own.
skate shoes, comfy slippers, and cool boots
- what was your last dream about.
i was swarmed with bees all around school
- are you psychic in any way.
i don't believe in that sort of thing
- favorite song.
changes every week or so.
- who would be your ideal partner.
i dont idolize people and expect them to live up to any pre made standard i set
- do you want children.
sure, fuck it, i think i would be a pretty cool dad
- do you want a church wedding.
no i want my wedding to be in a pretty garden
- have you ever been to the hospital.
i too many to count
- have you ever met any celebrities.
at what point is someone concidered a celebrity and not just having a large following? i mean, i've met lil yachty before at my local mall
- baths or showers.
baths when i can but showers mostly due to convience
- what color socks are you wearing.
none, im half naked
- would you like to be a big celebrity.
only if it meant i could still be authentic
- how many pillows do you sleep with.
one comfy one and another which i hug
- what position do you usually sleep in.
on my belly
- how big is your house.
i live in a dorm but also my grandmas house i also live in is quite big.
- what do you typically have for breakfast.
a coffee and a bacon egg and cheese from a local shop
- have you ever fired a gun.
yes, i hit a guy doing a debate at a college, i think his name was charlie....?
- have you ever tried archery.
only those nerf bullet fake bows
- favorite clean word.
redemption
- favorite swear word.
fuck
- what's the longest you've ever gone without sleep.
i think about 2 days, i cried when i saw the sun come up, i dont wish insomnia on anybody.
- do you have any scars.
emotional or physical?
- have you ever had a secret admirer.
yes and they comment in my guest book stupid shit. if you like me shoot your shot, if you leave some bullshit secret admirer comment its very unnatractive.
- are you a good liar.
no. just kidding. maybe? these questions make no sense!
- can you do any other accents other than your own.
im really bad at it its embarassing
- do you have a strong accent.
there is no such thing as not having an accent, so what defines a strong one? what an american-centric question
- what is your most expensive piece of clothing.
my big fancy boots
- can you curl your tongue.
yes
- are you an innie or an outie.
innie... why does anyone need to know this? i guess it's better than doxxing myself though.
- left or right handed.
both !
- are you scared of spiders.
wasp
- favorite food.
new york style pizza
- favorite foreign food.
shwarma
- are you a clean or messy person.
i try to be clean, but i fail at it. i put one clothing item on the ground and before i know it there's a huge pile of trash.
- most used phrase.
dude
- most used word.
dude
- how long does it take for you to get ready.
like an hour and a half from lying in my bed
- do you have much of an ego.
what is there to have an ego about.
- do you suck or bite lollipops.
both....? doesnt everyone do this?
- do you talk to yourself.
all the time, technically right now!
- do you sing to yourself.
all the time! i practice my vocal fry screams
- are you a good singer.
i would like to think so
- biggest fear.
wasp
- best dramatic movie you've seen.
what
- do you like long or short hair.
i dont look good with short hair
- can you name all states of america.
i can name them, but i can't tell you where they are.
- favorite school subject.
i liked poetry, just reading eccentric shit and figuring out what it means
- extrovert or introvert.
you already asked this!
- have you ever been scuba diving.
no, i'd be too scared
- what makes you nervous.
emotionally distant people i think are close to me, also big events
- are you scared of the dark.
no i love it. i can't stand indoor lighting.
- do you correct people when they make mistakes.
not really, everyone makes mistakes, maybe jokingly if i know them
- are you ticklish.
not really
- have you ever started a rumor.
i don't think i ever have
- have you ever been in a position of authority.
is this questionnaire made for 14 year olds. actually i found it on deviantart, so probably.
- have you ever drank underage.
yeah i used to, i dont really care for alchol much anymore, i hate the taste and i would rather smoke weed
- have you ever done drugs.
yes
- who was your first real crush.
emma from 1st grade
- how many piercings do you have.
my mom doesnt let me have them but i have plenty of fake ones
- how fast can you type.
~110 wpm
- how fast can you run.
above average
- what color is your hair.
dark brown
- what color is your eyes.
i dont know i cant see them
- what are you allergic to.
people being mean to me
- do you keep a journal.
i think i answered this already
- do you like your age.
what does this even mean. do i enjoy being my own age, or do i like other people of the same age. i think it would be weird if i didn't.
- what makes you angry.
not anything of note. probably dying over and over and over again in new super mario bros ds but that's about it
- have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they.
i thought this was for 14 year olds not 26 year old women
- do you want a boy or girl for a child.
girl